Gutless Patrol

[ricster]

I saw that Jimney "hanna hanna purrr purrr" at that last obstacle.....

[Kagiso II]

Be-cozz mos the Navara in front stopped awkward so i was forced to stop "Spatsel" with one wheel hung wayyyy up -- with no diff locks it did WELL to clear hisself, wirthout reversing, with the LSD doing it after all.
Me thinx tha Jimny [aka SPATSEL did exemplary

[ricster]

Haai Oom, nou blame jy die areme Navara.....

But yeah that was quite a donga for a jimny.... and a little speed bump for a Patrol.....

[IanT]

Oom Mac, the one advantage the Jimny has over the patrol is that if you do get stuck, you can simply get out pick it up and carry it over the obstical

[ricster]

Ha ha.... If Oom Mac forgets to take off his seatbelt when he gets out the Jimny, he looks like he's a tortoise with it on his back..... .... Sorry Oom .... I could just see the cartoon image of that in my head....

[Kagiso II]

Jy munni lag nie -- did happen to me the other day mos -- got stopped by die speed people .. so this harregat pouleezmon screams at me I MUST go look at the veedeeejo on his maatjeen. So I get out and walk towards said maatjeen. Suddenly the guys' eyes go very beeg, they jump in one multi colored car with lots of blue lettering and flashing blue lights on said vehicles roof ..
So I turned back to Jimny -- but FLUCTUATION - Jimny is GONE pooffff missing weg nada klein karritjie. With Dwergie screaming weird suggestions on how to end my life .. following her voice I find Jimny. Still strapped to my back.
As you said - I must NOT forget to undo that safety belt when I get out of the thingy..


Oh -- to explain FLUCTUATION:

Today's word is.................. Fluctuations

I was at my bank today; there was a short line. ...

There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady who was
trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little
irritated

She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo
yen. Today I
only get hunat eighty? Why it change?"

The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations."

The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too"See More

[Tinus lotz]

[Alex Roux]

Jy munni lag nie -- did happen to me the other day mos -- got stopped by die speed people .. so this harregat pouleezmon screams at me

Oom Mac, you remind me of the time the two Karoo farmers visited Joburg.
They were bewildered by all the traffic and lights and other cars hooting at them, until they discovered a lane on the right that was all clear with no other cars on it.
This was lekker, not other cars hooting at them.

Until them same puleezman stops them.
"Excuse me sir, but this lane is only for da Bus"

But yes, mr polisieman, that is right. This is Baas Piet, and I am baas Koos.

[Kagiso II]

Hi jack ons nou Mr T se draad .. maar met n titel soo sLame Patrol kan jy seker grappies verwag ??

[IanT]

No problem Oom Mac, but I think we should change your forum name, the one that comes to mind would be skilpad, Jimny , seatbelts, cops!!!!