Gutless Patrol

[Jules]

Ian not to worry, beer aplenty, I will try and save some of the 3 x Heineken 5L Draught Kegs which I bought over the weekend , we only drink Draughts here so if the beer is not in a Draught we do not consume.

Shalom

[Stefan]

..... maybe I should bring down some Castle so I don't die of dehydration???

Ian, how can you refer to Castle as beer?

[IanT]

Stefan, please don't tell me you drink that goat pee and sea water that comes from Namibia???
Jules I know it has not reached the last outpost yet but here in the big smog we now get Castle in draft as well!!!! WWW

[Jules]

Well said Stefan, me thinks that is where Ian's whole problem started with his Gutless 4.5 Patrol , he accidentally poured some Castle down the wrong throat ( and into the Patrol ) and the Patrol re-acted much quicker to this foreign local quick brew and nearly turned belly up.

Shalom

[Jules]

Ian just for your interest here in dark Zululand we we only drink ZULULAND DUMPIES and they only come in 5L DRAUGHT KEGS but you are fortunate we do have a small supply of 5L CASTLE DRAUGHT KEGS for your consumption , will save a few 4 u

Shalom

[IanT]

Hell Jules, so in between the 5L kegs we can have some "shots" the 750ml castle quarts???

[IanT]

Going to be one hell of a party down in KZN this December!!!

[Jules]

Nope Ian for shots I take 10yr old Brannewyn or Malt Whisky

Life is to short not to enjoy good beverages

Shalom

[IanT]

Jules thought you banana boys only had cane down your part of the world!!

[Jorrie]

Thanks Graham! Thanks to Graham my 4500 GL is now pulling like a tank and I can hear myself talk over the engine again. I think I have now proved my point that the stealers do not know what they are doing on the patrols. This is a vehical that has always been serviced at Nissan, I was battling with lack of power and the engine was making a racket. Took it to Graham who pointed out even before he plugged in his computer that the timing was slightly out and the tappets where not set correctly! Plugged in his computer and low and behold half the computer settings where out as well! One day at Graham and my Troll drives like it is supposed to! O and PS looks like Nissan never bothered to grease the prop ever!!! My 4.8 is now at Dr Graham and my vehicals will never see another Nissan dealership again!!!

Glad your Troll is sorted. Word-of-mouth worked well.