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Rebel4x4 Team challenge

Posted: 06 Nov 2009 09:15
by yamiax
28 October 2009 Newsletter

What’s up Ninja’s?
Well for once I have some interesting news for you okes
Jip last but not least TEAM CHALLENGE
For the last year and a half I have been hearing, the crazies are the best and these okes can’t wheel, that group are this and that bunch are that, some even going so far as to put their money where their mouths are and putting sticker to truck!!!
Andre Pype dude here I am talking to you my bru!!! I saw old claasie is running around with a “gifappels se baas” sticker …… he he he Dude I like your style.
As the defender of the defender /grensvegter from landrovia I took it upon myself to be the only true enthusiast (land rover that is) on the HILUX FORUM, bullfighting these toy sissies every step off the wayJ resulting in lotsa ridicule and thrashing for the last while. COOL you bunch of frotyouta driver, talk is cheap NE!!!! For once, just bring it on!!!! Get in your truck and come proof to the world that your delipetatged rust buckets is worthy of being the best??? (Claimed by your selves that is) Stop talking and get a bunch of drivers and come show your stuff.
He he HKGK
Raait to use the words of a friend DUDE FOCUS……..
Focus jy?
Team challenge 5 December 2009, more details to follow soon!
Get your shait in line and save up some money, organize baby sitters as the kids might get hurt NE!!!!
Teams will consist out off three drivers represented in any off the three classes, so if you and your chommies are competing in the same class, or you want to spread the competitors over 2 or even all 3 classes Go for it. Whatever blows your hair back?
Cool for the day we will only run three classes’ i.e. standard, modified and super trucks
For the rest … easy 3 drivers, ad the total marks for the day, best score wins,
Winners have the bragging rights for next year and will have to defend their title next year.(here I am prepared to state that if the hilux forum girls win this challenge I will go as far as putting a sticker on boesman stating that Toyota is actually a recognized brand in landrovia. I will also cut off all my hair and tattoo Toyota on my aaaaars) NOW just for the record dada groot kanobie Tiaan the terrible. What is the chance that we will actually get the Nissan dudes actually driving for a change?

Raait for the web wheelers out there please do not get excited dudes as for once this will be a no holds barred event (wich will require some actual wheeling) No No do not get me wrong. BUT unfortunately for this one you would have to put your tires where your mouth is, so for those geel dudes that always want to tell everybody they will drive over old boessie, dudes this is your chance bring your truck and show your stuff!!!!
Personally I think the team to beat this year will be the Outlaws as all their trucks is back and running and if I remember they still OWN the team spirit trophies , dudes that is what it’s all about ? Team spirit? Strong contender that will make the day fairly excited will be the crazy Dutchman and the wild boy’s that I for one know want that prestigious title , personally I think things might get fairly excited if the Ermelo dudes bring some off their “stuff” down here, keep in account that this will not be one off the easy ones.
What is wheeling if you are a drab? For most off the “teams” out there that is the one you want pappies, team spirit
Remember it’s not what you drive its how you drive!
All the above is out the pen off the serious “deurmekaar” witstinkhoutboom, it is intended for your entertainment, so do NOT threaten us with the LAW…. NE!!!!!! If you feel offended in ANY way please let me know in writing blom@rebel4x4.co.za and I will forward you the contact details off the care bears J
Ps: Jan how far is you okes with the 2nd crawler? Lucas is running and busy fine tuning …. We might have a challenge on our hands for the 3 off you!!!


Subject: Newsletter 5 November 2009

Waaazzzzzzup?
Raait news on the team challenge: pssst … . . . hier kietsie kietsie
For those retards out there that kept on phoning me to ask when the team challenge will be.
FOR THE LAST TIME 5 DEC 2009
Rustenburg!!!!! Bushwackers!
Het jy dit nou? Cool houit he he heeeee
So far I heard about 2 teams from the Wild boy’s. A team from the Outlaws, Crazie Dutchmen, team EXE (no not the designer underwear) Ermelo Extreme Events nogal!!! NE …. Lucas will most probably run an electro diesel team, then for sure I will run the leftovers like in the past, and like in the past we will be kicking some aaars!!!! Raait dudes keep the teams rolling, get your buddies to join and make sure that we unseat the outlaws in the team spirit side of things, and thus far the team trophies are wide open.
Then there is a rumor that some gentlemen are counting their chickens before they hatched!!!! dudes the overall winners for the year will be determined after the last truck bulfighted the last obstacle. There is a cool 600 point between you and the trophies. Hold on to your horse’s lots can happen!!!
Grietje what is happening with your charity work? Keep us up to date so that we can get the 37” off good fortune moving my girl.
Raaaait a while ago I told you okes the luckie Luckie went to the land off the big black hole and will be wheeling in 2 New Zeeland challenges with Dan Couper and his terribles.
Well the feedback so far is that the truck had a heart attack just after lunch, something about an electrical problem? For some reason the no 2 piston moered a hole in the alternator!!! J That unfortunately left the truck without eskom. WTF
Good news is that Boesman is outa ICU after some mods that was way overdue; the lockers can now be switched on and off without the turning off taps or pulling off wires like a Vrystaat miellieboer!!! we are now in the new world off buttons and lights dude (I’m soooo excited) heeeee ha for the rest you will have to wait and see, NO the 60 is still in the workshop, I’m treating it like a Roland ward trophy pappies, remember a 60 in my books have like a god status, call it the rock god off thunder and spinning 37” superswamper boggers. (No worrie if you are not following the conversation thus far, stay cool I’m not there either)
Remember
It’s not what you drive ….. It’s how you drive !!!!
Ha …. Before eke vergeet
I still have this inkling so aan my broek se naat that there will not be a single frotyota in the top 3 off the team challenge. There was also not a single toy driver that felt strongly that I was getik. NO public flaming, machine-gunning verbal or written threads after last week!!! Goes to show NE!!!
Well I still feel, the same however I had this dream that there will also not be a single Datsun in the top, well for that matter top anything. Pampoentjie, kraasaal gedoentetjie kan you okes send the newsletter to all the datsun doodles just maybe juuuust maybe there is one (the chosen one) that have trust in the Datsun/ Nissan gedoentes and want to come proof me wrong !!!! (I don’t think so!!!) VIVA LANDROVIA
Raait now for the serious “stuff” get those entries rolling pa if and here I say if you want to see my bleskop, sticker on me old truck then you better start practice and get your trucks sorted, do not come with excuses afterwards.
Remember I will say it once again (for the doff Iscor boilermakers that does not “snap” on the first go, much like a lister sonder quick start)
It’s not what you drive its how you drive!!!!
Keeping it real!!! (for my queen NE)
Ja ja so I keep on rambling like a old woman !!!
As a token off your appreciation(for my efforts) forward this to as many off your chommies as possible, then if you received this and you would like to receive my words off wisdom on a weekly basis go to http://www.rebel4x4.co.za and register !!!! (it gets better from time to time as my medication changes !!! J ) it is also one of the last FREE “things” in Africa

Re: Rebel4x4 Team challenge

Posted: 23 Nov 2009 13:32
by Stefan
Ras, is that you duuude? Ras? Ras?