•Comfort : That old-school chassis set up means the Patrol transmits everything it rolls over straight through the suspension, seat and spine. It's also got an old, rough engine from the land that refinement forgot.
•Performance : The only engine you can get is a 3.0-litre diesel with just 158bhp to cope with its 2.5 tonne kerbweight. So you have time to apply in writing if you want to pass 60mph. Torque is what the Patrol provides, in get fistfuls. A caravanner's dream.
•Cool : There's definitely something cool about a car that UN peacekeepers and assorted militiamen swear by. While Land Rover would have you believe theirs is the default for foreign climes, it's Nissans and Toyotas all the way.
•Quality : There is some tacky trim in the Patrol, a bid by Nissan to sell it as a semi-premium SUV, but the basics are still bullet proof. Disclaimer: Not literally, Osama.
•Handling : This is not a car that handles. It doesn't go round corners anyway, it goes across them. The antiquated separate chassis design, where modern motors like the Discovery have a monocoque, means it's all over the shop.
•Practicality : There's enough room in here for a private army (which is convenient) and when you fold the seats flat there's 2,300litres of load space. Enough for a few surface-to-air missiles or something.
•Running costs : Fuel economy is poor, and tax will be high as this old engine is dirty by modern standards. Not much is likely to go wrong however, and there's a strong demand for second hand models in various terrorist training camps.
I think I like the look:
But I do not know how to put photo's on the site.
This is the link.
http://www.topgear.com/uk/nissan/patrol ... =2#tab-box
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