Nissan Patrol 4x4 (Africa)

I am scratching in other people's dirty laundry...... I am a Forensic Investigator at an accounting firm.... unfortunately one that is frequently in the news.... been doing it for 26 years, the first 20 as a detective in the SAPS before I joined the private sector.

Things are changing drastically and I may update this post in the next 2/3 weeks.

IanT wrote: ↑26 Jan 2018 08:13 Peter what on earth is a propeller head ?????

Urban dictionary says the following:
propeller head
A geek or computer nerd
"Nigel is real propeller head, he spends all night programming his computer."

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define. ... pellerhead

I'm a security researcher and penetration tester (Cedric: I know there is a joke there somewhere, but no!! ), or what is know as an "ethical hacker".

In short: I'm in computers.

Undercover Gupta agent

Ok - I work for Government - Internal Audit

iandvl wrote: ↑26 Jan 2018 10:36 I'm a security researcher and penetration tester (Cedric: I know there is a joke there somewhere, but no!! ), or what is know as an "ethical hacker".

In short: I'm in computers.

So... where do we start???

Oh boy oh boy Ian!

You have a "Cedric - Perfect Storm" situation...

Lets begin -

OBVIOUSLY: "penetration tester"
So you're an apprentice prostitute...

Following that: "security researcher"
At least you are investigating safe sex...

Then the clincher for me: "In short"
No explination needed!

Poor Ian...



Thanks boet.

offroadbiker wrote: ↑26 Jan 2018 10:38 Undercover Gupta agent

Ok - I work for Government - Internal Audit

Must be an oxymoron like South African military intelligence - Auditing

Geologist. If you need anything mining, I am your man.

Errm....... I obviously didn't factor in the JP factor....

hugejp wrote: ↑26 Jan 2018 12:07 So... where do we start???

Oh boy oh boy Ian!

You have a "Cedric - Perfect Storm" situation...

Lets begin -

OBVIOUSLY: "penetration tester"
So you're an apprentice prostitute...

Only if the price is right. And we're "high class"...

hugejp wrote: ↑26 Jan 2018 12:07 Following that: "security researcher"
At least you are investigating safe sex...

Yip... You can probably call it that. We help with safe interfaces...

hugejp wrote: ↑26 Jan 2018 12:07 Then the clincher for me: "In short"
No explination needed!

Poor Ian...



Thanks boet.

Dalk kort. Maar hy werk vir my lekker.

Edit: JP: I am busy rifling through your e-mail as we speak....




Just joking...

iandvl wrote: ↑26 Jan 2018 17:33
Edit: JP: I am busy rifling through your e-mail as we speak....

Just joking...

Enjoy! Good stuff isn't it...

SPICES!! I am a partner in a spice company - Mr Spices - we manufacture a huge range of spices & sauces.