eisjjj - ek weet ek het geantwword - but for some obscure reason my post 'vanished'
Chris - fuel in Nigria is readily available - ALWAYS keep track on th enews for strikes and harbour delays [if you are on "petrol" you should be OK most anywhere - Diesel in teh smaller places will invariably be contaminated with "shop oil" [Safest Diesel is the TOTAL outlets]
Where you gonna be? Lagos? Port Harcourt? Oh - and do darken & smash protect your windows beforehand.
When in Nigria - make sure you have every license and permit required always in your car.
NEVER open your window more than 2 - 3inches if you are stopped by "police" [sometimes the phony ones wear uniform and the real ones ar in tatty clothes. Dont worry if they cock their AK's repeatedly [that means the demmitse thing is empty anyway]
Pay attention to all traffic signs (including u-turns) ALWAYS waer your safetybelt.
Dont be affraid to squeeze in or overtake - make much use of your horn [hooter / tooter/ Have ia LOUD one fitted]
NEVER EVER EVER hand over any of you documenst [keep copies of - including your drivers license - show the real ones and only hand over copies]
Dont carry large amount of cash in your wallet - not more than 10thousend Nira - the rest you keep in pockets.
If you are stopped on a Friday by a policeman clad in black and he says to you "Happy weekend sir" - greet him with teh same and pass him 500 Nira [about R25 .....]
Dont swear - they have hand signals to swear with - "wys" hom met die hand maar doen bikki huiswerk oor wat hulle tekens is .
En drink slegs gebottelde water - moenie eens jou tanne borsel met hulle water nie - rerrag.
P/M my vir my i-myl adres - dan kan ons lekker verder tjat ... as jy nog ietse wil weet.
GENIET jou Patrollie
Oompie would seriously suggest you get a "driver" [shaufeur??] It is best if the driver is Yoruba [most common af the 511 languages of Nigria .. though only 500 still exist]
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