Lance, the guy you're looking for is actually called David Volschenk, or DEVOLSCHENK
on the forum if you want to PM him. If that does not work, his ZA mobile phone number is (your international exit code, followed by) too seven ate three 4 double nine won 5 double ate.
BTW, we're in CAT time, aka GMT+2.
PS: We're also a bit like the Yanks who believe the world, civilisation, good beer, etc. ends at our border posts