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Re: What you do!

Post by Oetie » 26 Jan 2018 09:15

I am scratching in other people's dirty laundry...... I am a Forensic Investigator at an accounting firm.... unfortunately one that is frequently in the news.... :doh: been doing it for 26 years, the first 20 as a detective in the SAPS before I joined the private sector.

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Re: What you do!

Post by pgreeff » 26 Jan 2018 09:30

IanT wrote:
26 Jan 2018 08:13
Peter what on earth is a propeller head ????? :confused: :confused:
Urban dictionary says the following:
propeller head
A geek or computer nerd
"Nigel is real propeller head, he spends all night programming his computer."

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define. ... pellerhead
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Re: What you do!

Post by iandvl » 26 Jan 2018 10:36

I'm a security researcher and penetration tester (Cedric: I know there is a joke there somewhere, but no!! :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: ), or what is know as an "ethical hacker".

In short: I'm in computers. :rolling: :rolling:

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Re: What you do!

Post by offroadbiker » 26 Jan 2018 10:38

Undercover Gupta agent :think:

Ok - I work for Government - Internal Audit
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Re: What you do!

Post by hugejp » 26 Jan 2018 12:07

iandvl wrote:
26 Jan 2018 10:36
I'm a security researcher and penetration tester (Cedric: I know there is a joke there somewhere, but no!! :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: ), or what is know as an "ethical hacker".

In short: I'm in computers. :rolling: :rolling:

So... where do we start???

Oh boy oh boy Ian!

You have a "Cedric - Perfect Storm" situation...

Lets begin -

OBVIOUSLY: "penetration tester"
So you're an apprentice prostitute...

Following that: "security researcher"
At least you are investigating safe sex...

Then the clincher for me: "In short"
No explination needed!

Poor Ian...

:rolling: :rolling: :rolling:

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Re: What you do!

Post by Grant » 26 Jan 2018 12:11

offroadbiker wrote:
26 Jan 2018 10:38
Undercover Gupta agent :think:

Ok - I work for Government - Internal Audit
Must be an oxymoron like South African military intelligence - :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: Auditing :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling: :rolling:
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Re: What you do!

Post by biggles » 26 Jan 2018 13:45

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Re: What you do!

Post by iandvl » 26 Jan 2018 17:33

Errm....... I obviously didn't factor in the JP factor....
hugejp wrote:
26 Jan 2018 12:07
So... where do we start???

Oh boy oh boy Ian!

You have a "Cedric - Perfect Storm" situation...

Lets begin -

OBVIOUSLY: "penetration tester"
So you're an apprentice prostitute...
Only if the price is right. And we're "high class"...
hugejp wrote:
26 Jan 2018 12:07
Following that: "security researcher"
At least you are investigating safe sex...
Yip... You can probably call it that. We help with safe interfaces... :rolling: :rolling:
hugejp wrote:
26 Jan 2018 12:07
Then the clincher for me: "In short"
No explination needed!

Poor Ian...

:rolling: :rolling: :rolling:

Thanks boet.
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Edit: JP: I am busy rifling through your e-mail as we speak....




Just joking...

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Re: What you do!

Post by hugejp » 26 Jan 2018 20:17

iandvl wrote:
26 Jan 2018 17:33

Edit: JP: I am busy rifling through your e-mail as we speak....

Just joking...
Enjoy! Good stuff isn't it...

:rolling: :thumbup:
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Re: What you do!

Post by Tony » 26 Jan 2018 21:30

SPICES!! I am a partner in a spice company - Mr Spices - we manufacture a huge range of spices & sauces.

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